Fib Bibble

 They say that if you lie to Fib Bibble, your face gets bigger.

They say that Fib Bibble invented bullet-proof skin.

They say that when Fib Bibble whispers, birds die.

They say that when Fib Bibble smiles, the sun giggles.

I hear that Fib Bibble ate a rattlesnake.

They say that Fib Bibble opens and closes doors at the same time.

They say that they named the Bible after Fib Bibble, but they spelt it wrong.

They say that Fib Bibble juggles chain saws with no arms.

They say that when Fib Bibble shoots himself, someone else dies.

They say that Fib Bibble rides a new bike everyday.

They say that Fib Bibble sold his eye to the devil sos he can get himself a new bike every day.

They say that sparrows roost in Fib Bibble’s empty eye socket, and behind the nest, he keeps his marble collection.

I hear that Fib Bibble can float! In the air!

They say Fib Bibble brushes his teeth with a leprechaun.

I heard that Fib Bibble’s TV watches him!

Someone said that Fib Bibble once slept for one second… then he turned around and slept for 14 days!

They say Fib Bibble had a cold for 13 weeks.

I heard that when Fib Bibble looks into the mirror, he sees three of himself. And on Thursdays, he sees four!

They say Fib Bibble once put a pair of undershorts on his head.

I hear that Fib Bibble took a pee for someone else.

I hear Fib Bibble eats apples from the inside out.

They say Fib Bibble once married a woman who wasn’t born yet.

They say Fib Bibble washed a dishwasher with a plate.

I hear Fib Bibble once found a dead man in a dumpster and didn’t tell anyone about it.

They say Fib Bibble once sold a pair of underpants to a dead man.

I hear Fib Bibble fell down a well and landed in the sky.

They say Fib Bibble once organized all his baseball cards, then set them on fire.

They say Fib Bibble once sold 13 duplicate baseball cards to a blind man.

They say Fib Bibble messes up his room just so he can clean it again.

I hear Fib Bibble can play DVDs in a VCR.

They say Fib Bibble delivered his own mother.

I hear that Fib Bibble once abducted some aliens. They were much obliged for a ride on his new bike.

I hear Fib Bibble rented a tuxedo for no reason.

I hear Fib Bibble rented a movie he already owned.

They say Fib Bibble used a remote control with no batteries.

They say Fib Bibble wrote the book on writing books.

They say Fib Bibble once spoke a whole paragraph without opening his mouth.

They say Fib Bibble taught the third grade without knowing how to read.

I hear Fib Bibble learned how to read but never read a book.

They say Fib Bibble transcends time.

I hear Fib Bibble set his VCR to record the past.

I hear Fib Bibble once turned a Japanese man into a Chinaman and no one could tell the difference.

They say Fib Bibble once took a bullet for the milkman just sos his mama could get her milk on time.

They say Fib Bibble was once constipated for nine days. (Not 13 days. That would be unhealthy.)

I hear Fib Bibble once ran on a treadmill for 13 days.

Fib Bibble says shut up Matt, or else Fib Bibble will shoot himself and kill you.

I heard Fib Bibble once ate a breakfast so big the whole town was full.

I hear Fib Bibble once cured himself of SARS by riding his bike so fast it blew off him.

I hear Fib Bibble once painted a fence without getting off his bike.

I hear Fib Bibble won 18 Superbowls.

I hear Fib Bibble lost his britches in the river.

They say Fib Bibble joined the Army and the Navy.

They say Fib Bibble had a love affair with Betsy Ross.

They say Fib Bibble once scored 18 touchdowns in a football game. For both teams. It was a tie game.

I hear Fib Bibble sheared 40 sheep to make one pair of pants.

They say Fib Bibble tried on an extra large shirt just for fun.

I hear Fib Bibble once watched a whole episode of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” without smiling.

I hear Fib Bibble made the dinosaurs go extinct by shootin’ hisself a thousand times.

They say Fib Bibble crushed a mason jar in his palm.

They say Fib Bibble once genetically engineered his own race of Oompa Loompas and sold them all into slavery.

I hear that Fib Bibble befriended a walrus.

They say that Fib Bibble broke his leg, and rode his bike in circles for two days.

I hear that Fib Bibble once delivered tomorrow’s paper.

I heard that Fib Bibble sculpted his grandma out of stale Play Doh.

They say Fib Bibble is the youngest person ever born.

I heard that Fib Bibble once granted someone a wish… and he’s not even a genie!

They say Fib Bibble scared a ghost. To death!

I heard that Fib Bibble saw the Easter Bunny and he wasn’t impressed.

They say that Fib Bibble’s dad is an ice cream headache.

I heard Fib Bibble had sex with himself and then gave birth to himself and then gave himself up for adoption and then was reunited with himself on the Fib Bibble show 20 years later!

I heard Fib Bibble built a website out of sugar cookies.

They say Fib Bibble talked a man out of killing himself then snapped his neck to teach him a lesson.